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bitter-milk:

jolivet:

bitter-milk:

Why am I become more and more attracted to Bård he’s the epitome of everything I hate he’s an ass and he looks like a person I know WHY AM I BECOMING ATTRACTED TO BÅRD YLVISÅKER

It’s probably the eeeeeyyyeeesss

Wait how did you know about the eyes

Idk but most people love his eyes.

fadburger:

jolivet:

bitter-milk:

Why am I become more and more attracted to Bård he’s the epitome of everything I hate he’s an ass and he looks like a person I know WHY AM I BECOMING ATTRACTED TO BÅRD YLVISÅKER

It’s probably the eeeeeyyyeeesss

Never fear, Bård is actually very sweet IRL, I think the brat thing is just his schtick :)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

paraddict:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

“On a scale of one to everyone dying, let’s aim for a seven.”

Courfeyrac on his expectations for the barricade, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

nighttimetiger:

this gif looks like it is from some movie trailer about how danny devito is a patient with not too much time to live but he makes the best of his last days living life to the fullest having quirky adventures with other patients

I am so ashamed of myself. I skipped class today for the first time in my life. And you know what I did? I studied for my exams. Like, I didn’t do anything cool. I just sat in the bathroom and wrote notes for physics and chemistry.

ameliuhspond:

Never trust a person who throws away playbills.

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

bitter-milk:

Why am I become more and more attracted to Bård he’s the epitome of everything I hate he’s an ass and he looks like a person I know WHY AM I BECOMING ATTRACTED TO BÅRD YLVISÅKER

It’s probably the eeeeeyyyeeesss

noctos:

to any of my followers that find me intimidating:

  • I’m more scared of you than you are of me. 

hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about